August 27, 2009

"Vegetarians have more fun"


Bathroom graffiti at The Biltmore. Someone added words so that it now reads:

"Vegetarians have more fungus in their diet."

The Biltmore falls well short in toilet literature. Considering how many hip young things frequent the cabaret, the wit level if nothing else should be higher. Instead you drop your pants to read juvenile back-and-forths about the sex lives of overweight women. What a shame. The best I've seen in Vancouver is at Café Deux Soleils, where the scrawl is both positive and insightful.

2 comments:

  1. haha i was just in that stall on sunday night. most of the hip young things that frequent the b-more are too inebriated in those stalls to scrawl anything more than that.

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  2. sigh...back in my day (says old man Heumann), the hip dive to drink at in Montreal was calles Miami and its bathroom lit was legendary including quotes from Mark Twain, Winston Churchhill, and Chairman Mao (oh, and the chorus of "ode to Joy" in German certousy of my friend Evan). Great stuff. I've never seen anything come close to it.

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