June 13, 2009

The best thing all day


The driver honked, so I turned around and smiled, assuming it was a friend. Not so. Instead I got the, ¨What the fuck?¨shrug, presumably because I cut him off on my bike. I gave him the, ¨What the fuck do you mean what the fuck?¨shrug. The briefest embarassment quivered in my brain, before giving over to an overwhelming sense of achievement. I caused road rage on Isabela!

Do you have any idea how hard that is? First you have to wait around for a vehicle. This could take hours depending on time of day, and I live on the main street. Then you have to get enough traction on the sand--no paved roads here--to actually get in front of someone as they try to corner. What, what!

June 10, 2009

I'm back!

Sorry the big gap in writing. I went to the sierras of Ecuador with my mom, and my new home on Isabela lacks internet, and drinkable water, for that matter. I'm going to backlog some vacation stuff, starting with Hugo Chavez. Scroll back to see his fat head.

June 1, 2009

Dubious compliment of the day

Hola, amiga. Que buena que eres.

Thank you, young sir on the bicycle.