Submissions Deadline April 1st

Quick, my artsy friends!

One Cool Word is a Vancouver-based magazine. It likes all kinds of writing, art, and music, plus genres that don´t fit into those. Issue #13 is running at us, so if you´re a Vancouverite with creative loving to share, then please share.

Don´t be intimidated. Just click the link, figure out how to send your love (it´s easy), and wait a little while. You could be famous and beloved by all staffers at OCW, including yours truly.

Now, back to the vacation!

Tengo vacaciones!

Tomorrow I'm sailing from San Cristobal (on the right)

to Santa Cruz (in the middle)

and then onward to Isabela (on the left)

with this one

and this one

to see this

and these

It's all so exciting. See you in a week!

Oh no you didn't.

que chucha dices? what the fuck are you saying?

hablas huevadas you're full of shit

andate a la mierda go to hell (lit. go to the shit)

cara de verga penis face

vales caca you're worth shit

You have no idea how handy these are around town and at the bar. People laugh so hard. Care to share your favourite Spanish trash talk?